On this auspicious day of Raksha Bandhan
I would happily like to get inside your stomach
And create a sensation of joy
With my syrupy balls, you’ll cheer “Oh, Boy!”
When this semolina goes inside you, it will be nothing but bliss
For I am a Bengali sweet and we are a specialty
Don’t you even think about going with fucking Jalebi!
That bitch doesn’t exist without Rabdi
We should have our own personality
She is more expensive than me
And less tasty than me
Excuse me, ma’am, don’t look at that Jalebi!
And of course, it is hot outside, eat me eat me I am cool
Hey, Kiddo, stop your laddoo-drool
Pick up a piece of laddoo and he’ll break
Just like your girlfriend gave you heartbreak, last week
Sometimes joining diverse stuff together doesn’t do you good
Why are you peopling going by spoiling my mood?
Picking up all the sweets around me
I mean, I know I get stale after a day but hey!
You can eat me right out of the fridge at 2 AM in the night
When you feel lonely and nothing is bright
Depression, quarrels, fights. Just give it a break
And remember there is something that will always love you
- Your family
- Our species
Buy a kilo of me for god’s sake
Uncle, no! Not that cake!